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SOAK-AWAY BANK NIG PLC.

Soak-away bank plc, this bank was established during the Era of Dr. stealing is not corruption, encouraged and operated by members of the association of yam eaters and their families,this bank its located in their houses and their farms, ask Labaran Maku or Bala Muhammed, or some of the other top bank operators we could not mention here because of time and space, for purpose of confirmation.

In this banks monies are usually stored in foreign currencies (dollars) monies put in there are usually forgotten , without any use for economic development, or youth empowerment, which would have been ok at least, but NO OOOOO, they just steal with impunity, monies they don't even need, just because they have the backing of the institution and the authority and may be probably out of greed and sheer wickedness, its one of the reasons why dollars is now like gold in the country, and also because of this bank, and in fact major reasons why we are facing this economic hardship today is because the establishment of this type of bank was legally backed by the then one Mr cluel----, the innef----- buf----(name withheld)

But here is the good news,the competent Baba has orderd the identification, seizure and closure of these type of banks, now listen ,if you are a goat or better still a yam eater, nd u operate this kind of bank, then ur days are numberd, Efcc will locate you and seize all monies deposited there in and then prosecute you, shikena!!!
You can call it wizard hunting,or political whatever, or you can even contact members of Nigerian wailing forces to wail on ur behalf, or you engage Association of Social media Blackmailers/ Propagandists through their commander in chief brigadier general Ayo Fayose, or through their social media spokesperson tweetter Sen Ben Bruce the man who only make common sense on twitter but has been no sense in the senate, we don't care,, just be warned.